We didn't want to write this f***ing bio, but management here at CyberStationUSA told us we had to; so f**k it! We're The Delinquents, the most famous shock-jock show in the world, heard exclusively on CyberStationUSA.com. We have and will continue to define delinquency all across the world. No subject is off limits, no one is safe from our ridicule. Management wanted us to give you, our fans, our social media links, but we decided that all your status updates suck! Twitter this *******!

We only have one rule for listeners of our show, and that is: intoxication is required, pre-, post-, and during every show!

...if any of you have any ideas of topics we should discuss, f**ked-up stories to tell, hate-mail to send, or hot pictures of some chick you think we would like, you can contact our dumbasses at: shockjocks@gmail.com

Now instead of continuing to read this bulls**t blurb, open a bottle of something tall and frothy, kick back somewhere deserving of a Delinquent, insult someone for no reason, crank your speakers, and remember to always keep two hands on the keyboard a**holes. Now let's all get f***ed!

~Corona, Driggz, and The Bear~

We, The Delinquents consist of four of the craziest, most outlandish shock-jocks in the history of the radio industry: Corona, Driggz, Bear, and TheCrazyMainer. The following is a little bit of bulls**t about each one of us:

Corona: Founder of The Delinquents, commonly referred to as the "old-man" or "Mr. Googly Eyes" by his co-hosts. He has worked in radio for years as a dj and has been proudly intoxicated every day of his career. He has received more hate mail than Howard Stern, or Opie & Anthony...combined; he has destroyed more vajayjay's than cervical cancer; he prides himself on his ability to make anyone he wants to cry, and politically speaking raises the bar by hating everyone equally.

Driggz: He is the resident alcoholic who can belch more syllables than he can speak. Due to recent rehabilitated domestication and newfound bachelorhood-ism we hope to have him redeem his man-card within the next decade by fornicating with as many hairy Canadians as he possibly can. He is such an accomplished bassist that he has a global audience of none. His best pick-up line at the bar is "beer me dude"!

Bear: He is a finely tuned athletic machine that scares the crap out of dietitians worldwide with his insatiable glutenous appetite for booze, food, and offensive language. He is the main comedian of The Delinquents. He is a proud card carrying member of the twenty-something virgin club. He loves playing heavy metal so loudly that old people die. He loves Rugby, and and believes that the perfect woman for him is the one that can cook AND simultaneously keep her mouth shut.

TheCrazyMainer: The newest member of The delinquents who is consistently ridiculed for his inability to hold it together following hearing the word "titties" used in any sentence. He must always be chaperoned while out drinking so as to avoid being picked up by the authorities. He puts Napoleon Dynamite to shame. Is an eccentric genius who chooses to never apply himself; and consistently shames himself by lowering his standards in regards to women by gauging their attractiveness, one-fifth at a time.

Alcohol, sex, women, debauchery, shenanigans, sports, money, and general acts of shocking delinquency!

Get intoxicated, belch, fornicate, bitch, listen to music loudly, find and create shenanigans, make other people uncomfortable, destroy conformity, ridicule status updates on lame social media sites, destroy organized religion, and interview the craziest individuals on the planet because they have stories too!